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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:33

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
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So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
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Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
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Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors