What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

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So they tried

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

Why does an older married man turn bisexual?

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

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Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

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They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

My scammer is blackmailing me. If I don't pay 300 euros, he will send my intimate photos to my relatives. What should I do?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors